a5c7b9f00b 'Jackass 3D' opens with the entire cast all lined up, each wearing a different color of the rainbow, in front of a rainbow colored background, each in turn being attacked in various ways. Some of the footage is slowed down for maximal effect. This is repeated again at the end of the movie with additional explosions mixed in with gallons of water to wash away the cast- chaos is resumed. Throughout the movie the team are subjected to the usual foray of physical abuse from team members or perform hilarious stunts (including some of the more stomach turning stunts such as the Sweat suit cocktail, Toy Train Eruption and Poo Cocktail Supreme - not for the weak stomached!). Johnny Knoxville and company return for the third installment of their TV show spin-off, where dangerous stunts and explicit public displays rule. Jackass 3(D) was humorous, disturbing, and urged you to vomit. Oh, and there was also a lot of d**k. Ladies, if you feel that you have seen a plethora of "the girls" in films and want to see some more manly parts, go see J*ck*ss 3. The decision of whether it impresses or not, I will leave up to you.<br/><br/>Most films in theatres have some sort of plot accompanied by rising action, crisis, falling action, etc. J*ck*ss 3(D) is essentially a bunch of clips pasted together, lacking a story. Depending on what you look for in a film and what you expect out of this movie, your opinion will vary. Although, I must say, it was nice to get out and see something that was straight humour – it made me leave in an upbeat mood with nothing to think about but which stunt was my favourite.<br/><br/>What I regret is seeing the film in 3D. You would think it would make a difference in a prank movie, but really, there wasn't anything that did. The three bucks I spent (again) on those 3D glasses (because some f***ing assholes will not let you reuse your old ones, prompting you to buy them every time) would have been better spent on a day pass for parking (whilst being the owner of a parking pass).<br/><br/>Since it's almost impossible to review this movie without revealing some of what happens, be aware that what follows is considered as spoiler alert, so don't read it if you don't wanna hear about it before you see it. But even if you do, I won't reveal that much. <br/><br/>SPOILER ALERT<br/><br/>So really, what would a J*ck*ss movie be without a real j*ck*ss? With the classic game of pin the tail on the donkey morphed into a Jackass stunt, Chris Pontius endures the pain of a donkeys hooves whilst practically naked. Ouch.<br/><br/>Another ouch in the movie involved waxing. Midget (as referred to in the movie), chubby guy, superglue. That's all I have to say.<br/><br/>Speaking of midgets, have you ever seen a whole army of them? No worries, J*ck*ss 3(D) has got it covered. I desperately want to tell you what kind of "army" this is, but you just have to see it for yourself. <br/><br/>Though pretty much everything in this movie is painful either psychologically or physically, it's nice to recall that you aren't the one experiencing the discomfort, or at least not the pain. This brings me back to a point in the movie where Steve-o was buckled into a porta-potty and plunged hundreds of feet into the air. Oh, did I mention the porta-potty was full of dog sh*t? Mmm, tasty.<br/><br/>With plenty of animal feces and animals themselves, this is one nasty and attention- catching J*ck*ss movie. If you've viewed previous J*ck*ss movies and did not enjoy them, you will probably not enjoy this one. If you have never seen a Jackass movie, I encourage you to try this one out. But if you've enjoyed Jackass movies so far, you will definitely love J*ck*ss 3(D). How does one review "Jackass 3D"? The tertiary installment in MTV's prank and stunt franchise is basically immune to criticism because you get exactly what you pay for. Love it or hate it, "Jackass 3D" accomplishes just about everything it sets out to; in effect, Johnny Knoxville scores a goal on an empty net.<br/><br/>I am the anomaly, but I'd wager next to no one is 'on the fence' about whether or not they should see this film. They either contributed to the massive $50 million opening weekend box office cume, or they immediately dismissed it. In my case, however, having never seen the "Jackass" films wasn't a conscious snub. Believe it or not, there just always seemed to be something better to watch.<br/><br/>But mine's not a high horse. I sought out and watched "Jackass" and "Jackass: Number Two" the week prior to my first theater experience with the series, and I'm glad I did. After all, I grew up on "America's Funniest Home Videos" and throughout high school religiously followed the English hidden camera show "Trigger Happy TV." "Jackass" is not as clever as the latter, but by measure of unbridled chutzpah, Knoxville and Co. are the reigning kings.<br/><br/>Like a Victorian freak show or museum of oddities, the often self-destructive experiments of the "Jackass" crew are the guilty pleasures of our generation. There's something almost gladiatorial about watching the elaborate dangers these brave idiots subject themselves to. Man vs. bull, man vs. mule, man vs. man—our fascination with competition, spectacle, and injury is nothing new.<br/><br/>"Jackass 3D" being my first chance to observe others' response to these shenanigans, I was most amazed by the two-pronged reaction the audience had to the physical trauma the performers sustained. A given stunt would be executed, typically resulting in its participant doubling over in pain. The crowd laughed, as they'd been cued to. The film would then play back the moment in slow motion and suddenly everyone would groan or sharply inhale. Though we paid to laugh at people injuring themselves, what's more interesting is our ability to empathize with the depiction of human pain. That the "Jackass" films achieve both is not an insignificant feat.<br/><br/>This isn't the definitive "Jackass" experience, however. Having watched all three films in the span of a single week, I did discern a distinct arc that left me somewhat letdown with Knoxville's most recent effort. "Jackass: Number Two" improved upon the original with a more polished, professional look, and more elaborate and inventive stunts. It gave the genuine impression that the crew was pushing its boundaries and trumping itself wherever possible. That same sense of pioneering is largely missing from "Jackass 3D." The glasses- gimmick seems to supplant genuine innovation in their routine, and on the whole it feels slapdash in comparison to the conceptual genius of its prequel.<br/><br/>But what survives in "Jackass 3D," and what ultimately endeared me to the franchise is its creativity. Where it won me over was not in the painful payoff of each trick, but rather in the setup. The use of the camera to disorient, spotlight, and surprise is what really makes the series sing, and the trilogy is full of epiphanic moments of hilarity. "Jackass" has and always will be a potpourri of comedic elements, not all of which directly appeal to my specific sensibilities, but the variety is essential and the whole is somehow more than the sum of its parts.<br/><br/>I only wish "Jackass 3D" had more of the entrepreneurial spirit that so distinguished the second film. It may not be ambitious, but hey, a goal made on an empty net still counts. Knoxville and his boys seem to be saying goodbye. 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